We need to use numbers quite often but we have trouble remembering them because our method for learning and recalling the numbers requires brain space. The method proposed here is to compress the old spoken forms of the numbers into shorter more easily spoken words which use less brain space.
This system uses about twenty percent less time to think and to pronounce the numbers and therefore you can remember twenty percent more of them. If you have a short term memory of seven numbers using the old English pronunciation, then with this new system you sould remember about nine. That may not seem like much but on the memory portion of an IQ test that would raise your score from average to near genius.
The old number system was cobbled together by historical accident and is needlessly sloppy, imprecise, confusing, error prone, mistake-creating and disaster-inducing. Proba Numbers system improves on the old one with an easily spoken three letter syllable for each single digit number and other numbering components. These have been designed to prevent confusion by combining smoothly and distinctly into the larger multi-digit numbers. Also, although the pronunciation of the numbers may, at first, sound childish, they are easily recognizable by an English speaker.
This system will work best with children who learn it as their native number system but for the rest of us it will always be a second language and therefore not quite so good as a native speaker. However, even we can benefit.
The usual preferred pronunciation is in the first column. When using the extended pronunciation for the numbers from 10 to 19 the teen (ten) sound has been moved to conform with all of the other numbers from 20 to 99. Sometimes for additional clarity it is desirable to indicate the decimal placement. This can be done by saying a positioning indicator such as the old form of thousand, million, billion etc. which is usually indicated with a comma. (See also: The Metric System Contracted). The point at the end of a whole number and beginning a smaller than whole number is pronounced pit.
0 - Hoe / 0. - Hoepit
1 - One / 1. - Onepit
2 - Two / 2. - Twopit
3 - Tre / 3. - Trepit
4 - Por / 4. - Porpit
5 - Pie / 5. - Piepit
6 - Sic / 6. - Sicpit
7 - Sev / 7. - Sevpit
8 - Ate / 8. - Atepit
9 - Nin / 9. - Ninpit
10 - Onehoe - Oneteehoe / Onetee / Tee
11 - Oneone - Oneteeone
12 - Onetwo - Oneteetwo
13 - Onetre - Oneteetre
14 - Onepor - Oneteepor
15 - Onepie - Oneteepie
16 - Onesic - Oneteesic
17 - Onesev - Oneteesev
18 - Oneate - Oneteeate
19 - Onenin - Oneteenin
20 - Twohoe - Twoteehoe / Twotee
21 - Twoone - Twoteeone
22 - Twotwo - Twoteetwo
23 - Twotre - Twoteetre
24 - Twopor - Twoteepor
25 - Twopie - Twoteepie
26 - Twosic - Twoteesic
27 - Twosev - Twoteesev
28 - Twoate - Twoteeate
29 - Twonin - Twoteenin
30 - Trehoe - Treteehoe / Tretee
31 - Treone - Treteeone
32 - Tretwo - Treteetwo
33 - Tretre - Treteetre
34 - Trepor - Treteepor
35 - Trepie - Treteepie
36 - Tresic - Treteesic
37 - Tresev - Treteesev
38 - Treate - Treteeate
39 - Trenin - Treteenin
40 - Porhoe - Porteehoe / Portee
41 - Porone - Porteeone
42 - Portwo - Porteetwo
43 - Portre - Porteetre
44 - Porpor - Porteepor
45 - Porfie - Porteepie
46 - Porsic - Porteesic
47 - Porsev - Porteesev
48 - Porate - Porteeate
49 - Pornin - Porteenin
50 - Piehoe - Pieteehoe / Pietee
51 - Pieone - Pieteeone
52 - Pietwo - Pieteetwo
53 - Pietre - Pieteetre
54 - Piepor - Pieteepor
55 - Piepie - PieteePie
56 - Piesic - Pieteesic
57 - Piesev - Pieteesev
58 - Pieate - Pieteeate
59 - Pienin - Pieteenin
60 - Sichoe - Sicteehoe / Sictee
61 - Sicone - Sicteeone
62 - Sictwo - Sicteetwo
63 - Sictre - Sicteetre
64 - Sicpor - Sicteepor
65 - Sicpie - Sicteepie
66 - Sicsic - Sicteesic
67 - Sicsev - Sicteesev
68 - Sicate - Sicteeate
69 - Sicnin - Sicteenin
70 - Sevhoe - Sevteehoe / Sevtee
71 - Sevone - Sevteeone
72 - Sevtwo - Sevteetwo
73 - Sevtre - Sevteetre
74 - Sevpor - Sevteepor
75 - Sevpie - Sevteepie
76 - Sevsic - Sevteesic
77 - Sevsev - Sevteesev
78 - Sevate - Sevteeate
79 - Sevnin - Sevteenin
80 - Atehoe - Ateteehoe / Atetee
81 - Ateone - Ateteeone
82 - Atetwo - Ateteetwo
83 - Atetre - Ateteetre
84 - Atepor - Ateteepor
85 - Atepie - Ateteepie
86 - Atesic - Ateteesic
87 - Atesev - Ateteesev
88 - Ateate - Ateteeate
89 - Atenin - Ateteenin
90 - Ninhoe - Ninteehoe /Nintee
91 - Ninone - Ninteeone
92 - Nintwo - Ninteetwo
93 - Nintre - Ninteetre
94 - Ninpor - Ninteepor
95 - Ninpie - Ninteepie
96 - Ninsic - Ninteesic
97 - Ninsev - Ninteesev
98 - Ninate - Ninteeate
99 - Ninnin - Ninteenin
100 - Onehoehoe - Onehunhoe / Onehun
101 - Onehoeone - Onehunone
102 - Onehoetwo - Onehuntwo
103 - Onehoetre - Onehuntre
104 - Onehoepor - Onehunpor
105 - Onehoepie - Onehunpie
106 - Onehoesic - Onehunsic
107 - Onehoesev - Onehunsev
108 - Onehoeate - Onehunate
109 - Onehoenin - Onehunnin
123 - Onetwotre - Onehuntwotre / Onehuntwoteetre
234 - Twotrepor - Twohuntrepor / Twohuntreteepor
345 - Treporpie - Trehunporpie / Trehunporteepie
456 - Porpiesic - Porhunpiesic / Porhunpieteesic
567 - Fiesicsev - Fiehunsicsev / Fiehunsicteesev
678 - Sicsevate - Sichunsevate / Sichunsevteeate
789 - Sevatenin - Sevhunatenin / Sevhunateteenin
890 - Ateninhoe - Atehunninhoe / Atehunninteehoe
901 - Ninhoeone - Ninhunhoeone / Ninhunhoeteeone
1,000 - Onehoehoehoe - Onetao / Onetaohoe
2,002 - Twohoehoetwo - Twotaotwo
3,003 - Trehoehoetre - Tretaotre
4,004 - Porhoehoepor - Portaopor
1,000,000 - Onemil -
2,000,000 - Twomil -
3,000,000,000 - Trebil -
4,000,000,000,000 - Portil -
5,000,000,000,000,000 - Fiequa
. - pit
.002 - pithoehoetwo
.023 - pithoetwotre
.23 - pittwotre
2. - two - twopit
23 - twotre - twotrepit
230 - twotrehoe - twotrehoepit
2300 - twotretao twotaotrehun or 2.300tao
230,000,000 - twotremil
23,000,000,000 - twotrebil
23,000,000,000,000 - twotretil
23,000,000,000,000,000 - twotreQad
23,000,000,000,000,000,000 - TwotreQin
24,000 - Twoportaoexa -- exactly
25,000,000 - twopiemilpox -- approximatly
$26exa - Twosicdolexa - 26 dollars exactly
£27pudpox - Twoteesevpudpox - 27 Pounds approximately
€28 - Twoteeateuro - 28 Euros
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